SherLOCKED.

sherlockedinhogwarts:

I didn’t think eighteen year olds could get heartburn/indigestion

but apparently

I can.

I didn’t think people found me funny haha. But I swear ‘fore Jebus, this crap hurts.

sherlockedinhogwarts:

I went to the doctor’s office to get my ovaries checked up on ( I have endometriosis, long story), and some mewling quim in the waiting room cursed me out and called me a whore for being pregnant. When I tried to tell her differently, she accused me of lying to make her feel bad and to make myself look good.

I fucking quit with this town.

And North Carolina.

Uh, I know some of you guys are trying to be nice, but I’m not pregnant. I can’t have kids; go reference Endometriosis. 

sherlockedinhogwarts:

I’M GONNA BE AN EXTRA IN IRON MAN THREE OH MY GODOHMGODOHOSUHFSJFSLHFVSIHSLIUFSAUEF

idk how this even happened! they just sent me a reply back and told me they wanted me sometime in June to just show up in normal clothes and be a walk-by. SKLJFKSJFVSKHF now watch it be on my graduation day

Okay. It’s opinion time.

sherlockedinhogwarts:

Alrighty. I live in North Carolina. As you all probably already know, Iron Man 3 is going to film in Wilmington in June. I live about 400 miles from Wilmington. Is it worth it to drive that far to (maybe) see RDJ?

Send me an ask with what’cha think.

Aahhh, nope. I’ve never been to Wilmington. We go to the beach every year, but the beach we go to is further down the coast. 

I can’t stop listening to the Prince Loki song.

sherlockedinhogwarts:

AGUKSURHGLSUIDRGDUVJSDIUGFSHDURF

HELP.

I honestly think my school friends are going to murder me because I keep mumbling the lyrics. :D totally worth it

sherlockedinhogwarts:

My parents were arguing about my uncle, so I took his shit and threw it in the yard.

I fix motherfucking problems.

I don’t have time for goddamn fussing. He’s been in this house since January, and drunk half the time. Take your problems and get the motherfuck out of my house. /endrant

sherlockedinhogwarts:

So. There’s a dude sitting in our class and he’s completely stoned.

Oh, it’s not the teacher. She’s not here, so naturally the class has decided to act like a bunch of retarded lemurs. (I’m not judgmental, I just hate everyone in this room.)

sherlockedinhogwarts:

Well. Tonight and tomorrow are going to be the absolute worst times of my life. 

Well, it’s not creepy, and I really really appreciate it. Tomorrow, we have to put down two of my horses because they both have illnesses that can’t be fixed. I’ve known this day was coming for a while, but it doesn’t make it any easier. 

All you lovely followers of mine that may be British, I have a slightly stupid question.

sherlockedinhogwarts:

Do you all have a dish that is similar to Barbecue?

And by barbecue I mean this:

What we use is pulled pork. Y’all don’t have this? o.O I feel like a stupid redneck.

TO MY FOLLOWERS

sherlockedinhogwarts:

I FREAKING MOTHER TRUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS

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